Well, Mom caught me this morning, loafing around when I am supposed to be writing my Blog or coming up with schemes to increase revenue. She even had to sneak up on me to take my photo to prove I was not working as hard as I should. I would not make eye contact. If you pretend they are invisible, your moms will go away eventually and let you get back to napping.
I tried to tell her later that my penguin toy was helping me gather my thoughts. The soothing catnip stored in his belly always helps me think better.
Secondly, I really need my nails trimmed. It is very hard to type with long nails. So what does she expect? It is her fault if my nails are not cut and I can’t perform.
These were the things I was thinking about as I laid on my plaid bed. Actually I was just getting ready to go to sleep when she snuck up on me.
Yours truly, too tired to type more, Oswald P. Kitten, Esquire